Hello 
XDD 
. So my name is Nethock, right? It is 10 P.M. as I type this, I've been racking my brain on why you guys should consider me. I think I want to become a helper on your deluctable survivalmp server.
I think I can provide quick-witted humorous comments on the fly. okay? Are you paying attention? I think I will certainly increase the populace by a marginal amount(aka my alts) I think.
If I meet the love of my life on your server. I know I can turn to her and say "Heyo I am a very wealthy and respected member of this server. I propose I take you on a date to this server's finest melon farm. And how about afterwards we take a tour around my luxious end base. Futhermore, we can embrace in a discord date, and explore each others bodies and crevices afterwards at a beautiful 144p, unless of course, you being a classy women, you own Discord Nitro. In which I would have to say AROOGA AROOGA *pants like a dog excessively* you are certainly a waifu, and I must ask you to marry me."
I am looking for love on this server, I hopefully I can find my soulmate. Common interests she must have must be:
-She must like cooking
-She must like washing dishes
-Lets me stay up past 9:30P.M. CST
-Has cat ear headphones
-Is a gamer
-Is not, by any circumstance, BLACK.
-Likes girly things like cleaning dishes
-Never disagrees with me.
Futhermore, I look for anyone who knows the lyrics to my favorite song:
"One bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky Two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
Three more yoinks, then I buy me a smoothie Poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy"
I can be the gigachad that gets Joe a girlfriend.
People that will advocate for me to be staff:
1. LifeOnLoop
2. 1450
3. CNR(not joking)
4. Kyle
5. Coopergang
6. Wamens
7. _Jo3
8. Inv3rse
9. My neighbor Mrs. Robinson with her DD titties, fine piece of meat that granny is.
The stats don't lie people.
10. Pig Underwater
11. A couple black people in my town 
ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM
it is now 12:00 AM
Why do I want staff?
I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as fuck to be nice to girls, help them, and just be friends and act natural around them, and I never even get spared a passing glance. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less attractive and way more awkward than me still get laid. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get jack shit. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.
-Sincerely, With love, from your beloved, caring, loving, friend, who wishes the best of luck to you, and is praying for you every night, gwaponso, caring, soon-to-be helper,
Twerkle Nethock
I'm 6'0, 18 years young born 11/16/2002, even though I'm white, my family loves Carne Asada, especially when I make it, I make the best Carne Asada. Below is a picture of tonight's Carne Asada. I make Carne Asada on every off day. My name is John (jaan) Grant (grant), uhhh more info on
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784666197400354856/Johns_Carne_Asada.jpg
(please do not continue reading if you haven't viewed the image"}\ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhnQCPFWAAAlokN.png
me, I'm Italian, with blond hair blue eyes He/Him/His/Hind, please refer to me using the correst prefix. I like Carne Asada. Please refer to line 3 of the bro code, which implicitly states: "If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her." this especially matters in the case of me and Necrillia.
Rules I would implement as staff:
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
I have been talking to this one girl lately, so DO NOT text her she is OFF LIMITS!! She has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/pokimane
I am a player
so don't get in my way, my varsity friends will FUCK YOU UP
Varsity Chess, SHS class of 24!!
I better not hear my name in your mouth sis
My favorite emoticons are: 
Thank you for reading my application, as you can see, I am very well qualified for this position. Thank you for reading.
At this point, it has reached 12:30 AM
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My family hasn't been able to pay the bills for the past months, our house has recently just been forclosed, my 11 year old brother is also looking for a staff position. https://cdn1.dotesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/15124441/bathroom.png we just want to pay the bills. The kind of porn im into involves: hentai, creampie, arab, big tits, funny, public, smoking, scat, dildo, babushka, barely legal, https://www.redtube.com/30112311 my favorite video games are plants vs zombies, sid meier's civ 6. I'm not very good at pvp games, I love tower of succubus https://img-l3.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbslll/68/74/5a/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6.15.jpg
my pc specs: raspberry pi
I used to be a soldier in the canadian military
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J7finX_SOQ
Things that inspire me:
Sam Hyde's TED Talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I
Impractical Jokers You laugh you lose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weiPtlbFQGY&t=1049s
My Girlfriend is Immortal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ZxRUQEFZs
Joey's World Tour https://youtu.be/_ghhM2uviJs?t=97
Man Bathes and cleans himself https://youtu.be/mxZcaFB3ViQ?t=51
Penguinz0 Hot Peppers Tier List https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XGAgTMDbM
Puppy Monkey Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQcfK9EKfL4
One bad gloop (extended) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w94VvFO5sY
Joe Harker Megamind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9T-tQVFzs&feature=youtu.be
One bad gloop n she do what i yoinky 2 big splurgs and a big ass gloopy 3 more yoinks n i buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop thats a gloop n a splurgy.
Like how could you not love that song, it's lyrical genius!!
My 2nd favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18
It is now, 12:45 AM
Here are my favorite locomotives rated most favorite to least favorite
1. Thomas
I've loved trains my whole life, i remember my first time on a train, when my mother was pregnant with me. the train derailed and she slammed into the seat infront of her forcing her into labor, allowing me my birthright. She was on the way to the abortion clinic, that train saved my life! Every christmas she tells the rest of my family (2 brothers and one sister) how much she hates me and wishes i was dead. she wanted to run away with a cartel boss but he saw her give birth and he bailed. Hopefully you can understand.
I am the first human born in outer space I was born on the moon, and they flew me over here in a rocket ship, you guys would surely want a celebrity like me as staff on your server.
As you know, I am a very serious player, I don't like to joke around. boing boing haha. I am very gay, so I appeal to the LGBT community on your server. (atleast 95% except for trans I can't stand the way they talk or the gays) https://www.pridemedia.com/
Here is a list of Genders, for you to well acquaint yourself. I have studies all of these genders extensively.
Agender: a person who has no sense of gender. Also sometimes called genderblank or gendervoid.
Androgyne: a person whose gender is a combination of male and female (though not necessarily in equal amounts)
Aporagender: a gender identity describing people who have a strong sense of gender that isn’t specifically male or female. This umbrella term includes gender identities like androgyne and maverique.
Autigender: a person whose experience of gender is directly related to their experience of the world as an autistic person.
Bigender: a person who has two genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Cisgender: a person whose gender identity matches with the gender they were assigned at birth. More simply put: not transgender.
Demiboy: A person who is somewhat male, but not entirely.
Demigirl: A person who is somewhat female, but not entirely.
Genderfluid: A person whose gender shifts between multiple genders in a fluid way.
Genderflux: A person whose gender fluctuates in intensity.
Genderqueer: An umbrella term for a person whose gender is not strictly male nor strictly female (sometimes used synonymously with nonbinary).
Gender questioning: A person who is questioning whether or not they really are cisgender, but is uncertain about their gender identity.
Man: A person who identifies with the male gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
Maverique: A gender that is neither male nor female, but still a very present gender—just something entirely different.
Neutrois: A person whose gender is neutral or absent. Neutrois is an umbrella term which includes a variety of genders, including agender.
Nonbinary: a person whose gender is outside the gender binary; not strictly male nor strictly female.
Pangender: A person whose gender identity spans multiple genders. May consider themselves a member of all genders.
Polygender: A person who has two or more genders that they switch between or experience simultaneously (includes bigender and trigender).
Third gender: A term used similarly to nonbinary to refer to people whose gender identity isn’t strictly male or female, but is either somewhere in between, a combination of both, no gender at all, or something else entirely.
Transfeminine: A person who is transgender in the direction of femininity, but may or may not be a woman.
Transgender: A person whose gender identity does not match the gender they were assigned at birth.
Transmasculine: a person who is transgender in the direction of masculinity, but may or may not be a man.
Trigender: A person who has three genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Two-spirit: A gender identity specific to indigenous peoples that transcends western views of gender. It describes someone whose body holds both a male and female spirit.
Black: I'm fucking sick of their shenanigans, I don't understand why they can persue, they're food taste like fucking dogshit.
Woman: A person who identifies with the female gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
AFAB & AMAB: These are abbreviations for “Assigned Female At Birth,” and “Assigned Male At Birth,” respectively. These terms reference the sex designated by medical professionals and placed on a person’s legal documentation when they were born.
Bioessentialism: An outdated and unscientific belief that binary biological sex dictates someone’s gender.
Binarism: Erasure or prejudice against nonbinary people—people who aren’t strictly male or female. Also sometimes called enbyphobia (pronounced NB phobia).
Binary genders: Genders that are one of these two: either man or woman. (A binary-gendered person may or may not be transgender.)
Deadname: The given name that a transgender person has rejected because it conflicts with who they are.
Gatekeeping: The act of creating laws, regulations, and criteria for people to comply to before allowing them to identify as transgender or receive transgender healthcare.
Gender dysphoria: A profound sense of unease coming from the fact that the person you are is being distorted beyond recognition. You can experience both social dysphoria and body dysphoria.
Gender euphoria: A term for the powerful experience of expressing your true self. The inverse of gender dysphoria.
Gender identity: a person’s gender identity is who they are.
Gender nonconforming: People who break gender norms but aren’t transgender.
HRT: The acronym for hormone replacement therapy. A medical treatment that helps people end up with the hormone balance they need.
Intersex: a person who has a combination of male and female sex characteristics. It’s the “I” in LGBTQIA+. Intersex people can be cisgender, transgender, or any other gender identity.
Medical transition: Various medical procedures that help align a person’s physical body with the person they know themselves to be.
Misgendering: When a person is referred to as a gender that is not accurate to who they really are.
As I hand type all these definitions, it has reached 1:00 AM
Neopronouns: a word that literally means “new pronouns.” These pronouns are used to reference people of different genders with a higher degree of nuance.
Social transition: The act of shifting a person’s life to align more with their gender. Includes things like changing your name, changing the gender on your birth certificate, adjusting how you dress, asking people to use different pronouns in reference to you.
TERF: stands for trans-exclusionary radical feminist. These are folks with anti-trans beliefs who don’t acknowledge transgender women to be women.
Amy Schumer: shes a fat ugly fucking bitch, she looks like a pig, she's not fucking funny, look at this picture https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/557455edca2dc24e4d263f6a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/amy-schumer-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-470593572.jpg No offense Pig_Underwater.
Transgender: A person who was assigned a gender at birth that doesn’t match their true gender.
Transgender man: a person who was assigned the female gender at birth, but whose gender is actually male.
Transgender woman: a person who was assigned male at birth, but whose gender is actually female.
Transmedicalism: The false belief that you’re only trans if you have body dysphoria and physically transition. This is a specific type of bioessentialism.
Transphobia: Discrimination against transgender people.
Truscum: a group of people who hold the dangerous belief that there are true transgender people and fake transgender people.
I'm glad I could well acquaint you guys with what it means to be a queer, GO FAGGOTS! 
honk honk
I'm sweating now, I'm so excited for my promotion, my first act as staff will be to demote inverse and coopergang, and replace them both with geekorama2 and 1450/CNR(they're both the same person) then I will demote joe and take over rcon for myself just like lifeonloop.(im trying to be relatable) i will then download MCMMO, and factions to the server. I am considering also including lucky block, and the Aether. To cope with my loneliness(please refer to line 43 of my staff application.) C:\Users\JohnGrant\OneDrive\Pictures\MCMMORPG.Java It is 1:12 AM as I type this. I want to make this server just like Sword Art Online. But in minecraft of course! I loved that amine and I can't stop watching it, sorry dyslexia, asuna is such a cutie! she is my ideal girlfriend, please hit me up guys if you look like Karui Akimichi from Naruto. Wait I just googled her, nevermind... .
But I want to fix this server, because you got joe, the man who thinks space isnt real. miner is just a retard, cooper is a beer alcoholic, aeropuma has wood teeth, Dr Kendall starves his fucking kids to play this game. NeckCrank is an overweight discord mod. cracktwink is the only cool staff except for Necrilia who is literally only a staff because shes a cute anime girl. You got inverse the fucking dumb cowboy hick, and to top it all off you guys all used to be friends with the pedo heroin junkie racist anonymous hacker lifeonloop.
As you can see, this server is not in good hands, but when I'm admin in like a week or so, I will make sure to eradicate these toxic members of the server. They will not be making a return...
My favorite pokemon is Abra, because he reminds me of my dad Abdul.
He came back last year for christmas for the first time in 8 years, and did nothing but make fun of me because of the sexual relationship I shared with my grandmother, and I just dont feel loved in this family, so I want to join your family in JavaMC minecraft
My bad it has just occured to me that you dont go by the name JavaMC anymore, but SurvivalMC, so I apologize for the mixup hahaha cant you tell I'm such an OG??
I had spent, 4 years previous in the furry community, along the way I have made very close friends, such as CipheredFluff, Mew2FNAFGirl(Which I had a really big crush on for the longest time), TheCanadianMedic, Lucas Lazuran, and Christian Palumbo. I used to write various manga novels and sell them on skype as a kid. Some of them would ask for lewder content, such as https://nhentai.com/en/comic/kaoritatsu-chaya-ocha-no-degarashi-nukunuku-friends-kemono-friends-english-digital . So I became a porn animator for a limitted amount of time. I also drew a picture of mia khalifa taking in a fat load from Senator John McCain https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784685518201290762/unknown.png .
TL;DR
Hello XDD . So my name is Nethock, right? It is 10 P.M. as I type this, I've been racking my brain on why you guys should consider me. I think I want to become a helper on your deluctable survivalmp server.
I think I can provide quick-witted humorous comments on the fly. okay? Are you paying attention? I think I will certainly increase the populace by a marginal amount(aka my alts) I think.
If I meet the love of my life on your server. I know I can turn to her and say "Heyo I am a very wealthy and respected member of this server. I propose I take you on a date to this server's finest melon farm. And how about afterwards we take a tour around my luxious end base. Futhermore, we can embrace in a discord date, and explore each others bodies and crevices afterwards at a beautiful 144p, unless of course, you being a classy women, you own Discord Nitro. In which I would have to say AROOGA AROOGA *pants like a dog excessively* you are certainly a waifu, and I must ask you to marry me."
I am looking for love on this server, I hopefully I can find my soulmate. Common interests she must have must be:
-She must like cooking
-She must like washing dishes
-Lets me stay up past 9:30P.M. CST
-Has cat ear headphones
-Is a gamer
-Is not, by any circumstance, BLACK.
-Likes girly things like cleaning dishes
-Never disagrees with me.
Futhermore, I look for anyone who knows the lyrics to my favorite song:
"One bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky Two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
Three more yoinks, then I buy me a smoothie Poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy"
I can be the gigachad that gets Joe a girlfriend.
People that will advocate for me to be staff:
1. LifeOnLoop
2. 1450
3. CNR(not joking)
4. Kyle
5. Coopergang
6. Wamens
7. _Jo3
8. Inv3rse
9. My neighbor Mrs. Robinson with her DD titties, fine piece of meat that granny is.
The stats don't lie people.
10. Pig Underwater
11. A couple black people in my town
ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM
it is now 12:00 AM
Why do I want staff?
I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as fuck to be nice to girls, help them, and just be friends and act natural around them, and I never even get spared a passing glance. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less attractive and way more awkward than me still get laid. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get jack shit. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.
-Sincerely, With love, from your beloved, caring, loving, friend, who wishes the best of luck to you, and is praying for you every night, gwaponso, caring, soon-to-be helper,
Twerkle Nethock
I'm 6'0, 18 years young born 11/16/2002, even though I'm white, my family loves Carne Asada, especially when I make it, I make the best Carne Asada. Below is a picture of tonight's Carne Asada. I make Carne Asada on every off day. My name is John (jaan) Grant (grant), uhhh more info on
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784666197400354856/Johns_Carne_Asada.jpg
(please do not continue reading if you haven't viewed the image"}\ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhnQCPFWAAAlokN.png
me, I'm Italian, with blond hair blue eyes He/Him/His/Hind, please refer to me using the correst prefix. I like Carne Asada. Please refer to line 3 of the bro code, which implicitly states: "If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her." this especially matters in the case of me and Necrillia.
Rules I would implement as staff:
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
I have been talking to this one girl lately, so DO NOT text her she is OFF LIMITS!! She has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/pokimane
I am a player so don't get in my way, my varsity friends will FUCK YOU UP
Varsity Chess, SHS class of 24!!
I better not hear my name in your mouth sis
My favorite emoticons are:
Thank you for reading my application, as you can see, I am very well qualified for this position. Thank you for reading.
At this point, it has reached 12:30 AM
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My family hasn't been able to pay the bills for the past months, our house has recently just been forclosed, my 11 year old brother is also looking for a staff position. https://cdn1.dotesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/15124441/bathroom.png we just want to pay the bills. The kind of porn im into involves: hentai, creampie, arab, big tits, funny, public, smoking, scat, dildo, babushka, barely legal, https://www.redtube.com/30112311 my favorite video games are plants vs zombies, sid meier's civ 6. I'm not very good at pvp games, I love tower of succubus https://img-l3.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbslll/68/74/5a/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6.15.jpg
my pc specs: raspberry pi
I used to be a soldier in the canadian military
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J7finX_SOQ
Things that inspire me:
Sam Hyde's TED Talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I
Impractical Jokers You laugh you lose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weiPtlbFQGY&t=1049s
My Girlfriend is Immortal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ZxRUQEFZs
Joey's World Tour https://youtu.be/_ghhM2uviJs?t=97
Man Bathes and cleans himself https://youtu.be/mxZcaFB3ViQ?t=51
Penguinz0 Hot Peppers Tier List https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XGAgTMDbM
Puppy Monkey Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQcfK9EKfL4
One bad gloop (extended) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w94VvFO5sY
Joe Harker Megamind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9T-tQVFzs&feature=youtu.be
One bad gloop n she do what i yoinky 2 big splurgs and a big ass gloopy 3 more yoinks n i buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop thats a gloop n a splurgy.
Like how could you not love that song, it's lyrical genius!!
My 2nd favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18
It is now, 12:45 AM
Here are my favorite locomotives rated most favorite to least favorite
1. Thomas
I've loved trains my whole life, i remember my first time on a train, when my mother was pregnant with me. the train derailed and she slammed into the seat infront of her forcing her into labor, allowing me my birthright. She was on the way to the abortion clinic, that train saved my life! Every christmas she tells the rest of my family (2 brothers and one sister) how much she hates me and wishes i was dead. she wanted to run away with a cartel boss but he saw her give birth and he bailed. Hopefully you can understand.
I am the first human born in outer space I was born on the moon, and they flew me over here in a rocket ship, you guys would surely want a celebrity like me as staff on your server.
As you know, I am a very serious player, I don't like to joke around. boing boing haha. I am very gay, so I appeal to the LGBT community on your server. (atleast 95% except for trans I can't stand the way they talk or the gays) https://www.pridemedia.com/
Here is a list of Genders, for you to well acquaint yourself. I have studies all of these genders extensively.
Agender: a person who has no sense of gender. Also sometimes called genderblank or gendervoid.
Androgyne: a person whose gender is a combination of male and female (though not necessarily in equal amounts)
Aporagender: a gender identity describing people who have a strong sense of gender that isn’t specifically male or female. This umbrella term includes gender identities like androgyne and maverique.
Autigender: a person whose experience of gender is directly related to their experience of the world as an autistic person.
Bigender: a person who has two genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Cisgender: a person whose gender identity matches with the gender they were assigned at birth. More simply put: not transgender.
Demiboy: A person who is somewhat male, but not entirely.
Demigirl: A person who is somewhat female, but not entirely.
Genderfluid: A person whose gender shifts between multiple genders in a fluid way.
Genderflux: A person whose gender fluctuates in intensity.
Genderqueer: An umbrella term for a person whose gender is not strictly male nor strictly female (sometimes used synonymously with nonbinary).
Gender questioning: A person who is questioning whether or not they really are cisgender, but is uncertain about their gender identity.
Man: A person who identifies with the male gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
Maverique: A gender that is neither male nor female, but still a very present gender—just something entirely different.
Neutrois: A person whose gender is neutral or absent. Neutrois is an umbrella term which includes a variety of genders, including agender.
Nonbinary: a person whose gender is outside the gender binary; not strictly male nor strictly female.
Pangender: A person whose gender identity spans multiple genders. May consider themselves a member of all genders.
Polygender: A person who has two or more genders that they switch between or experience simultaneously (includes bigender and trigender).
Third gender: A term used similarly to nonbinary to refer to people whose gender identity isn’t strictly male or female, but is either somewhere in between, a combination of both, no gender at all, or something else entirely.
Transfeminine: A person who is transgender in the direction of femininity, but may or may not be a woman.
Transgender: A person whose gender identity does not match the gender they were assigned at birth.
Transmasculine: a person who is transgender in the direction of masculinity, but may or may not be a man.
Trigender: A person who has three genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Two-spirit: A gender identity specific to indigenous peoples that transcends western views of gender. It describes someone whose body holds both a male and female spirit.
Black: I'm fucking sick of their shenanigans, I don't understand why they can persue, they're food taste like fucking dogshit.
Woman: A person who identifies with the female gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
AFAB & AMAB: These are abbreviations for “Assigned Female At Birth,” and “Assigned Male At Birth,” respectively. These terms reference the sex designated by medical professionals and placed on a person’s legal documentation when they were born.
Bioessentialism: An outdated and unscientific belief that binary biological sex dictates someone’s gender.
Binarism: Erasure or prejudice against nonbinary people—people who aren’t strictly male or female. Also sometimes called enbyphobia (pronounced NB phobia).
Binary genders: Genders that are one of these two: either man or woman. (A binary-gendered person may or may not be transgender.)
Deadname: The given name that a transgender person has rejected because it conflicts with who they are.
Gatekeeping: The act of creating laws, regulations, and criteria for people to comply to before allowing them to identify as transgender or receive transgender healthcare.
Gender dysphoria: A profound sense of unease coming from the fact that the person you are is being distorted beyond recognition. You can experience both social dysphoria and body dysphoria.
Gender euphoria: A term for the powerful experience of expressing your true self. The inverse of gender dysphoria.
Gender identity: a person’s gender identity is who they are.
Gender nonconforming: People who break gender norms but aren’t transgender.
HRT: The acronym for hormone replacement therapy. A medical treatment that helps people end up with the hormone balance they need.
Intersex: a person who has a combination of male and female sex characteristics. It’s the “I” in LGBTQIA+. Intersex people can be cisgender, transgender, or any other gender identity.
Medical transition: Various medical procedures that help align a person’s physical body with the person they know themselves to be.
Misgendering: When a person is referred to as a gender that is not accurate to who they really are.
As I hand type all these definitions, it has reached 1:00 AM
Neopronouns: a word that literally means “new pronouns.” These pronouns are used to reference people of different genders with a higher degree of nuance.
Social transition: The act of shifting a person’s life to align more with their gender. Includes things like changing your name, changing the gender on your birth certificate, adjusting how you dress, asking people to use different pronouns in reference to you.
TERF: stands for trans-exclusionary radical feminist. These are folks with anti-trans beliefs who don’t acknowledge transgender women to be women.
Amy Schumer: shes a fat ugly fucking bitch, she looks like a pig, she's not fucking funny, look at this picture https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/557455edca2dc24e4d263f6a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/amy-schumer-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-470593572.jpg No offense Pig_Underwater.
Transgender: A person who was assigned a gender at birth that doesn’t match their true gender.
Transgender man: a person who was assigned the female gender at birth, but whose gender is actually male.
Transgender woman: a person who was assigned male at birth, but whose gender is actually female.
Transmedicalism: The false belief that you’re only trans if you have body dysphoria and physically transition. This is a specific type of bioessentialism.
Transphobia: Discrimination against transgender people.
Truscum: a group of people who hold the dangerous belief that there are true transgender people and fake transgender people.
I'm glad I could well acquaint you guys with what it means to be a queer, GO FAGGOTS! honk honk
I'm sweating now, I'm so excited for my promotion, my first act as staff will be to demote inverse and coopergang, and replace them both with geekorama2 and 1450/CNR(they're both the same person) then I will demote joe and take over rcon for myself just like lifeonloop.(im trying to be relatable) i will then download MCMMO, and factions to the server. I am considering also including lucky block, and the Aether. To cope with my loneliness(please refer to line 43 of my staff application.) C:\Users\JohnGrant\OneDrive\Pictures\MCMMORPG.Java It is 1:12 AM as I type this. I want to make this server just like Sword Art Online. But in minecraft of course! I loved that amine and I can't stop watching it, sorry dyslexia, asuna is such a cutie! she is my ideal girlfriend, please hit me up guys if you look like Karui Akimichi from Naruto. Wait I just googled her, nevermind... .
But I want to fix this server, because you got joe, the man who thinks space isnt real. miner is just a retard, cooper is a beer alcoholic, aeropuma has wood teeth, Dr Kendall starves his fucking kids to play this game. NeckCrank is an overweight discord mod. cracktwink is the only cool staff except for Necrilia who is literally only a staff because shes a cute anime girl. You got inverse the fucking dumb cowboy hick, and to top it all off you guys all used to be friends with the pedo heroin junkie racist anonymous hacker lifeonloop.
As you can see, this server is not in good hands, but when I'm admin in like a week or so, I will make sure to eradicate these toxic members of the server. They will not be making a return...
My favorite pokemon is Abra, because he reminds me of my dad Abdul.
He came back last year for christmas for the first time in 8 years, and did nothing but make fun of me because of the sexual relationship I shared with my grandmother, and I just dont feel loved in this family, so I want to join your family in JavaMC minecraft
My bad it has just occured to me that you dont go by the name JavaMC anymore, but SurvivalMC, so I apologize for the mixup hahaha cant you tell I'm such an OG??
I had spent, 4 years previous in the furry community, along the way I have made very close friends, such as CipheredFluff, Mew2FNAFGirl(Which I had a really big crush on for the longest time), TheCanadianMedic, Lucas Lazuran, and Christian Palumbo. I used to write various manga novels and sell them on skype as a kid. Some of them would ask for lewder content, such as https://nhentai.com/en/comic/kaoritatsu-chaya-ocha-no-degarashi-nukunuku-friends-kemono-friends-english-digital . So I became a porn animator for a limitted amount of time. I also drew a picture of mia khalifa taking in a fat load from Senator John McCain https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784685518201290762/unknown.png .
XDD . So my name is Nethock, right? It is 10 P.M. as I type this, I've been racking my brain on why you guys should consider me. I think I want to become a helper on your deluctable survivalmp server.I think I can provide quick-witted humorous comments on the fly. okay? Are you paying attention? I think I will certainly increase the populace by a marginal amount(aka my alts) I think.
If I meet the love of my life on your server. I know I can turn to her and say "Heyo I am a very wealthy and respected member of this server. I propose I take you on a date to this server's finest melon farm. And how about afterwards we take a tour around my luxious end base. Futhermore, we can embrace in a discord date, and explore each others bodies and crevices afterwards at a beautiful 144p, unless of course, you being a classy women, you own Discord Nitro. In which I would have to say AROOGA AROOGA *pants like a dog excessively* you are certainly a waifu, and I must ask you to marry me."
I am looking for love on this server, I hopefully I can find my soulmate. Common interests she must have must be:
-She must like cooking
-She must like washing dishes
-Lets me stay up past 9:30P.M. CST
-Has cat ear headphones
-Is a gamer
-Is not, by any circumstance, BLACK.
-Likes girly things like cleaning dishes
-Never disagrees with me.
Futhermore, I look for anyone who knows the lyrics to my favorite song:
"One bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky Two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
Three more yoinks, then I buy me a smoothie Poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy"
I can be the gigachad that gets Joe a girlfriend.
People that will advocate for me to be staff:
1. LifeOnLoop
2. 1450
3. CNR(not joking)
4. Kyle
5. Coopergang
6. Wamens
7. _Jo3
8. Inv3rse
9. My neighbor Mrs. Robinson with her DD titties, fine piece of meat that granny is.
The stats don't lie people.
10. Pig Underwater
11. A couple black people in my town
ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM
it is now 12:00 AM
Why do I want staff?
I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as fuck to be nice to girls, help them, and just be friends and act natural around them, and I never even get spared a passing glance. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less attractive and way more awkward than me still get laid. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get jack shit. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.
-Sincerely, With love, from your beloved, caring, loving, friend, who wishes the best of luck to you, and is praying for you every night, gwaponso, caring, soon-to-be helper,
I'm 6'0, 18 years young born 11/16/2002, even though I'm white, my family loves Carne Asada, especially when I make it, I make the best Carne Asada. Below is a picture of tonight's Carne Asada. I make Carne Asada on every off day. My name is John (jaan) Grant (grant), uhhh more info on
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784666197400354856/Johns_Carne_Asada.jpg
(please do not continue reading if you haven't viewed the image"}\ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhnQCPFWAAAlokN.png
me, I'm Italian, with blond hair blue eyes He/Him/His/Hind, please refer to me using the correst prefix. I like Carne Asada. Please refer to line 3 of the bro code, which implicitly states: "If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her." this especially matters in the case of me and Necrillia.
Rules I would implement as staff:
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
I have been talking to this one girl lately, so DO NOT text her she is OFF LIMITS!! She has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/pokimane
I am a player
so don't get in my way, my varsity friends will FUCK YOU UPVarsity Chess, SHS class of 24!!
I better not hear my name in your mouth sis
My favorite emoticons are:
Thank you for reading my application, as you can see, I am very well qualified for this position. Thank you for reading.
At this point, it has reached 12:30 AM
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My family hasn't been able to pay the bills for the past months, our house has recently just been forclosed, my 11 year old brother is also looking for a staff position. https://cdn1.dotesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/15124441/bathroom.png we just want to pay the bills. The kind of porn im into involves: hentai, creampie, arab, big tits, funny, public, smoking, scat, dildo, babushka, barely legal, https://www.redtube.com/30112311 my favorite video games are plants vs zombies, sid meier's civ 6. I'm not very good at pvp games, I love tower of succubus https://img-l3.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbslll/68/74/5a/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6.15.jpg
my pc specs: raspberry pi
I used to be a soldier in the canadian military
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J7finX_SOQ
Things that inspire me:
Sam Hyde's TED Talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I
Impractical Jokers You laugh you lose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weiPtlbFQGY&t=1049s
My Girlfriend is Immortal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ZxRUQEFZs
Joey's World Tour https://youtu.be/_ghhM2uviJs?t=97
Man Bathes and cleans himself https://youtu.be/mxZcaFB3ViQ?t=51
Penguinz0 Hot Peppers Tier List https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XGAgTMDbM
Puppy Monkey Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQcfK9EKfL4
One bad gloop (extended) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w94VvFO5sY
Joe Harker Megamind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9T-tQVFzs&feature=youtu.be
One bad gloop n she do what i yoinky 2 big splurgs and a big ass gloopy 3 more yoinks n i buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop thats a gloop n a splurgy.
Like how could you not love that song, it's lyrical genius!!
My 2nd favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18
It is now, 12:45 AM
Here are my favorite locomotives rated most favorite to least favorite
1. Thomas
I've loved trains my whole life, i remember my first time on a train, when my mother was pregnant with me. the train derailed and she slammed into the seat infront of her forcing her into labor, allowing me my birthright. She was on the way to the abortion clinic, that train saved my life! Every christmas she tells the rest of my family (2 brothers and one sister) how much she hates me and wishes i was dead. she wanted to run away with a cartel boss but he saw her give birth and he bailed. Hopefully you can understand.
I am the first human born in outer space I was born on the moon, and they flew me over here in a rocket ship, you guys would surely want a celebrity like me as staff on your server.
As you know, I am a very serious player, I don't like to joke around.
boing boing haha. I am very gay, so I appeal to the LGBT community on your server. (atleast 95% except for trans I can't stand the way they talk or the gays) https://www.pridemedia.com/Here is a list of Genders, for you to well acquaint yourself. I have studies all of these genders extensively.
Agender: a person who has no sense of gender. Also sometimes called genderblank or gendervoid.
Androgyne: a person whose gender is a combination of male and female (though not necessarily in equal amounts)
Aporagender: a gender identity describing people who have a strong sense of gender that isn’t specifically male or female. This umbrella term includes gender identities like androgyne and maverique.
Autigender: a person whose experience of gender is directly related to their experience of the world as an autistic person.
Bigender: a person who has two genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Cisgender: a person whose gender identity matches with the gender they were assigned at birth. More simply put: not transgender.
Demiboy: A person who is somewhat male, but not entirely.
Demigirl: A person who is somewhat female, but not entirely.
Genderfluid: A person whose gender shifts between multiple genders in a fluid way.
Genderflux: A person whose gender fluctuates in intensity.
Genderqueer: An umbrella term for a person whose gender is not strictly male nor strictly female (sometimes used synonymously with nonbinary).
Gender questioning: A person who is questioning whether or not they really are cisgender, but is uncertain about their gender identity.
Man: A person who identifies with the male gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
Maverique: A gender that is neither male nor female, but still a very present gender—just something entirely different.
Neutrois: A person whose gender is neutral or absent. Neutrois is an umbrella term which includes a variety of genders, including agender.
Nonbinary: a person whose gender is outside the gender binary; not strictly male nor strictly female.
Pangender: A person whose gender identity spans multiple genders. May consider themselves a member of all genders.
Polygender: A person who has two or more genders that they switch between or experience simultaneously (includes bigender and trigender).
Third gender: A term used similarly to nonbinary to refer to people whose gender identity isn’t strictly male or female, but is either somewhere in between, a combination of both, no gender at all, or something else entirely.
Transfeminine: A person who is transgender in the direction of femininity, but may or may not be a woman.
Transgender: A person whose gender identity does not match the gender they were assigned at birth.
Transmasculine: a person who is transgender in the direction of masculinity, but may or may not be a man.
Trigender: A person who has three genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Two-spirit: A gender identity specific to indigenous peoples that transcends western views of gender. It describes someone whose body holds both a male and female spirit.
Black: I'm fucking sick of their shenanigans, I don't understand why they can persue, they're food taste like fucking dogshit.
Woman: A person who identifies with the female gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
AFAB & AMAB: These are abbreviations for “Assigned Female At Birth,” and “Assigned Male At Birth,” respectively. These terms reference the sex designated by medical professionals and placed on a person’s legal documentation when they were born.
Bioessentialism: An outdated and unscientific belief that binary biological sex dictates someone’s gender.
Binarism: Erasure or prejudice against nonbinary people—people who aren’t strictly male or female. Also sometimes called enbyphobia (pronounced NB phobia).
Binary genders: Genders that are one of these two: either man or woman. (A binary-gendered person may or may not be transgender.)
Deadname: The given name that a transgender person has rejected because it conflicts with who they are.
Gatekeeping: The act of creating laws, regulations, and criteria for people to comply to before allowing them to identify as transgender or receive transgender healthcare.
Gender dysphoria: A profound sense of unease coming from the fact that the person you are is being distorted beyond recognition. You can experience both social dysphoria and body dysphoria.
Gender euphoria: A term for the powerful experience of expressing your true self. The inverse of gender dysphoria.
Gender identity: a person’s gender identity is who they are.
Gender nonconforming: People who break gender norms but aren’t transgender.
HRT: The acronym for hormone replacement therapy. A medical treatment that helps people end up with the hormone balance they need.
Intersex: a person who has a combination of male and female sex characteristics. It’s the “I” in LGBTQIA+. Intersex people can be cisgender, transgender, or any other gender identity.
Medical transition: Various medical procedures that help align a person’s physical body with the person they know themselves to be.
Misgendering: When a person is referred to as a gender that is not accurate to who they really are.
As I hand type all these definitions, it has reached 1:00 AM
Neopronouns: a word that literally means “new pronouns.” These pronouns are used to reference people of different genders with a higher degree of nuance.
Social transition: The act of shifting a person’s life to align more with their gender. Includes things like changing your name, changing the gender on your birth certificate, adjusting how you dress, asking people to use different pronouns in reference to you.
TERF: stands for trans-exclusionary radical feminist. These are folks with anti-trans beliefs who don’t acknowledge transgender women to be women.
Amy Schumer: shes a fat ugly fucking bitch, she looks like a pig, she's not fucking funny, look at this picture https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/557455edca2dc24e4d263f6a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/amy-schumer-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-470593572.jpg No offense Pig_Underwater.
Transgender: A person who was assigned a gender at birth that doesn’t match their true gender.
Transgender man: a person who was assigned the female gender at birth, but whose gender is actually male.
Transgender woman: a person who was assigned male at birth, but whose gender is actually female.
Transmedicalism: The false belief that you’re only trans if you have body dysphoria and physically transition. This is a specific type of bioessentialism.
Transphobia: Discrimination against transgender people.
Truscum: a group of people who hold the dangerous belief that there are true transgender people and fake transgender people.
I'm glad I could well acquaint you guys with what it means to be a queer, GO FAGGOTS!
honk honk I'm sweating now, I'm so excited for my promotion, my first act as staff will be to demote inverse and coopergang, and replace them both with geekorama2 and 1450/CNR(they're both the same person) then I will demote joe and take over rcon for myself just like lifeonloop.(im trying to be relatable) i will then download MCMMO, and factions to the server. I am considering also including lucky block, and the Aether. To cope with my loneliness(please refer to line 43 of my staff application.) C:\Users\JohnGrant\OneDrive\Pictures\MCMMORPG.Java It is 1:12 AM as I type this. I want to make this server just like Sword Art Online. But in minecraft of course! I loved that amine and I can't stop watching it, sorry dyslexia, asuna is such a cutie! she is my ideal girlfriend, please hit me up guys if you look like Karui Akimichi from Naruto. Wait I just googled her, nevermind...
.But I want to fix this server, because you got joe, the man who thinks space isnt real. miner is just a retard, cooper is a beer alcoholic, aeropuma has wood teeth, Dr Kendall starves his fucking kids to play this game. NeckCrank is an overweight discord mod. cracktwink is the only cool staff except for Necrilia who is literally only a staff because shes a cute anime girl. You got inverse the fucking dumb cowboy hick, and to top it all off you guys all used to be friends with the pedo heroin junkie racist anonymous hacker lifeonloop.
As you can see, this server is not in good hands, but when I'm admin in like a week or so, I will make sure to eradicate these toxic members of the server. They will not be making a return...
My favorite pokemon is Abra, because he reminds me of my dad Abdul.
He came back last year for christmas for the first time in 8 years, and did nothing but make fun of me because of the sexual relationship I shared with my grandmother, and I just dont feel loved in this family, so I want to join your family in JavaMC minecraft
My bad it has just occured to me that you dont go by the name JavaMC anymore, but SurvivalMC, so I apologize for the mixup hahaha cant you tell I'm such an OG??
I had spent, 4 years previous in the furry community, along the way I have made very close friends, such as CipheredFluff, Mew2FNAFGirl(Which I had a really big crush on for the longest time), TheCanadianMedic, Lucas Lazuran, and Christian Palumbo. I used to write various manga novels and sell them on skype as a kid. Some of them would ask for lewder content, such as https://nhentai.com/en/comic/kaoritatsu-chaya-ocha-no-degarashi-nukunuku-friends-kemono-friends-english-digital . So I became a porn animator for a limitted amount of time. I also drew a picture of mia khalifa taking in a fat load from Senator John McCain https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784685518201290762/unknown.png .
TL;DR
Hello
XDD . So my name is Nethock, right? It is 10 P.M. as I type this, I've been racking my brain on why you guys should consider me. I think I want to become a helper on your deluctable survivalmp server.I think I can provide quick-witted humorous comments on the fly. okay? Are you paying attention? I think I will certainly increase the populace by a marginal amount(aka my alts) I think.
If I meet the love of my life on your server. I know I can turn to her and say "Heyo I am a very wealthy and respected member of this server. I propose I take you on a date to this server's finest melon farm. And how about afterwards we take a tour around my luxious end base. Futhermore, we can embrace in a discord date, and explore each others bodies and crevices afterwards at a beautiful 144p, unless of course, you being a classy women, you own Discord Nitro. In which I would have to say AROOGA AROOGA *pants like a dog excessively* you are certainly a waifu, and I must ask you to marry me."
I am looking for love on this server, I hopefully I can find my soulmate. Common interests she must have must be:
-She must like cooking
-She must like washing dishes
-Lets me stay up past 9:30P.M. CST
-Has cat ear headphones
-Is a gamer
-Is not, by any circumstance, BLACK.
-Likes girly things like cleaning dishes
-Never disagrees with me.
Futhermore, I look for anyone who knows the lyrics to my favorite song:
"One bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky Two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
Three more yoinks, then I buy me a smoothie Poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy"
I can be the gigachad that gets Joe a girlfriend.
People that will advocate for me to be staff:
1. LifeOnLoop
2. 1450
3. CNR(not joking)
4. Kyle
5. Coopergang
6. Wamens
7. _Jo3
8. Inv3rse
9. My neighbor Mrs. Robinson with her DD titties, fine piece of meat that granny is.
The stats don't lie people.
10. Pig Underwater
11. A couple black people in my town
ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM ACAB BLM
it is now 12:00 AM
Why do I want staff?
I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as fuck to be nice to girls, help them, and just be friends and act natural around them, and I never even get spared a passing glance. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less attractive and way more awkward than me still get laid. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get jack shit. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.
-Sincerely, With love, from your beloved, caring, loving, friend, who wishes the best of luck to you, and is praying for you every night, gwaponso, caring, soon-to-be helper,
I'm 6'0, 18 years young born 11/16/2002, even though I'm white, my family loves Carne Asada, especially when I make it, I make the best Carne Asada. Below is a picture of tonight's Carne Asada. I make Carne Asada on every off day. My name is John (jaan) Grant (grant), uhhh more info on
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784666197400354856/Johns_Carne_Asada.jpg
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me, I'm Italian, with blond hair blue eyes He/Him/His/Hind, please refer to me using the correst prefix. I like Carne Asada. Please refer to line 3 of the bro code, which implicitly states: "If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her." this especially matters in the case of me and Necrillia.
Rules I would implement as staff:
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
I have been talking to this one girl lately, so DO NOT text her she is OFF LIMITS!! She has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/pokimane
I am a player
so don't get in my way, my varsity friends will FUCK YOU UPVarsity Chess, SHS class of 24!!
I better not hear my name in your mouth sis
My favorite emoticons are:
Thank you for reading my application, as you can see, I am very well qualified for this position. Thank you for reading.
At this point, it has reached 12:30 AM
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My family hasn't been able to pay the bills for the past months, our house has recently just been forclosed, my 11 year old brother is also looking for a staff position. https://cdn1.dotesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/15124441/bathroom.png we just want to pay the bills. The kind of porn im into involves: hentai, creampie, arab, big tits, funny, public, smoking, scat, dildo, babushka, barely legal, https://www.redtube.com/30112311 my favorite video games are plants vs zombies, sid meier's civ 6. I'm not very good at pvp games, I love tower of succubus https://img-l3.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbslll/68/74/5a/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6/68745aa41e9f470c3cb8c0f5be6453e6.15.jpg
my pc specs: raspberry pi
I used to be a soldier in the canadian military
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J7finX_SOQ
Things that inspire me:
Sam Hyde's TED Talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I
Impractical Jokers You laugh you lose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weiPtlbFQGY&t=1049s
My Girlfriend is Immortal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ZxRUQEFZs
Joey's World Tour https://youtu.be/_ghhM2uviJs?t=97
Man Bathes and cleans himself https://youtu.be/mxZcaFB3ViQ?t=51
Penguinz0 Hot Peppers Tier List https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XGAgTMDbM
Puppy Monkey Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQcfK9EKfL4
One bad gloop (extended) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w94VvFO5sY
Joe Harker Megamind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9T-tQVFzs&feature=youtu.be
One bad gloop n she do what i yoinky 2 big splurgs and a big ass gloopy 3 more yoinks n i buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop thats a gloop n a splurgy.
Like how could you not love that song, it's lyrical genius!!
My 2nd favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18
It is now, 12:45 AM
Here are my favorite locomotives rated most favorite to least favorite
1. Thomas
I've loved trains my whole life, i remember my first time on a train, when my mother was pregnant with me. the train derailed and she slammed into the seat infront of her forcing her into labor, allowing me my birthright. She was on the way to the abortion clinic, that train saved my life! Every christmas she tells the rest of my family (2 brothers and one sister) how much she hates me and wishes i was dead. she wanted to run away with a cartel boss but he saw her give birth and he bailed. Hopefully you can understand.
I am the first human born in outer space I was born on the moon, and they flew me over here in a rocket ship, you guys would surely want a celebrity like me as staff on your server.
As you know, I am a very serious player, I don't like to joke around.
boing boing haha. I am very gay, so I appeal to the LGBT community on your server. (atleast 95% except for trans I can't stand the way they talk or the gays) https://www.pridemedia.com/Here is a list of Genders, for you to well acquaint yourself. I have studies all of these genders extensively.
Agender: a person who has no sense of gender. Also sometimes called genderblank or gendervoid.
Androgyne: a person whose gender is a combination of male and female (though not necessarily in equal amounts)
Aporagender: a gender identity describing people who have a strong sense of gender that isn’t specifically male or female. This umbrella term includes gender identities like androgyne and maverique.
Autigender: a person whose experience of gender is directly related to their experience of the world as an autistic person.
Bigender: a person who has two genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Cisgender: a person whose gender identity matches with the gender they were assigned at birth. More simply put: not transgender.
Demiboy: A person who is somewhat male, but not entirely.
Demigirl: A person who is somewhat female, but not entirely.
Genderfluid: A person whose gender shifts between multiple genders in a fluid way.
Genderflux: A person whose gender fluctuates in intensity.
Genderqueer: An umbrella term for a person whose gender is not strictly male nor strictly female (sometimes used synonymously with nonbinary).
Gender questioning: A person who is questioning whether or not they really are cisgender, but is uncertain about their gender identity.
Man: A person who identifies with the male gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
Maverique: A gender that is neither male nor female, but still a very present gender—just something entirely different.
Neutrois: A person whose gender is neutral or absent. Neutrois is an umbrella term which includes a variety of genders, including agender.
Nonbinary: a person whose gender is outside the gender binary; not strictly male nor strictly female.
Pangender: A person whose gender identity spans multiple genders. May consider themselves a member of all genders.
Polygender: A person who has two or more genders that they switch between or experience simultaneously (includes bigender and trigender).
Third gender: A term used similarly to nonbinary to refer to people whose gender identity isn’t strictly male or female, but is either somewhere in between, a combination of both, no gender at all, or something else entirely.
Transfeminine: A person who is transgender in the direction of femininity, but may or may not be a woman.
Transgender: A person whose gender identity does not match the gender they were assigned at birth.
Transmasculine: a person who is transgender in the direction of masculinity, but may or may not be a man.
Trigender: A person who has three genders they switch between or experience simultaneously.
Two-spirit: A gender identity specific to indigenous peoples that transcends western views of gender. It describes someone whose body holds both a male and female spirit.
Black: I'm fucking sick of their shenanigans, I don't understand why they can persue, they're food taste like fucking dogshit.
Woman: A person who identifies with the female gender. May be either trans or cisgender.
AFAB & AMAB: These are abbreviations for “Assigned Female At Birth,” and “Assigned Male At Birth,” respectively. These terms reference the sex designated by medical professionals and placed on a person’s legal documentation when they were born.
Bioessentialism: An outdated and unscientific belief that binary biological sex dictates someone’s gender.
Binarism: Erasure or prejudice against nonbinary people—people who aren’t strictly male or female. Also sometimes called enbyphobia (pronounced NB phobia).
Binary genders: Genders that are one of these two: either man or woman. (A binary-gendered person may or may not be transgender.)
Deadname: The given name that a transgender person has rejected because it conflicts with who they are.
Gatekeeping: The act of creating laws, regulations, and criteria for people to comply to before allowing them to identify as transgender or receive transgender healthcare.
Gender dysphoria: A profound sense of unease coming from the fact that the person you are is being distorted beyond recognition. You can experience both social dysphoria and body dysphoria.
Gender euphoria: A term for the powerful experience of expressing your true self. The inverse of gender dysphoria.
Gender identity: a person’s gender identity is who they are.
Gender nonconforming: People who break gender norms but aren’t transgender.
HRT: The acronym for hormone replacement therapy. A medical treatment that helps people end up with the hormone balance they need.
Intersex: a person who has a combination of male and female sex characteristics. It’s the “I” in LGBTQIA+. Intersex people can be cisgender, transgender, or any other gender identity.
Medical transition: Various medical procedures that help align a person’s physical body with the person they know themselves to be.
Misgendering: When a person is referred to as a gender that is not accurate to who they really are.
As I hand type all these definitions, it has reached 1:00 AM
Neopronouns: a word that literally means “new pronouns.” These pronouns are used to reference people of different genders with a higher degree of nuance.
Social transition: The act of shifting a person’s life to align more with their gender. Includes things like changing your name, changing the gender on your birth certificate, adjusting how you dress, asking people to use different pronouns in reference to you.
TERF: stands for trans-exclusionary radical feminist. These are folks with anti-trans beliefs who don’t acknowledge transgender women to be women.
Amy Schumer: shes a fat ugly fucking bitch, she looks like a pig, she's not fucking funny, look at this picture https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/557455edca2dc24e4d263f6a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/amy-schumer-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-470593572.jpg No offense Pig_Underwater.
Transgender: A person who was assigned a gender at birth that doesn’t match their true gender.
Transgender man: a person who was assigned the female gender at birth, but whose gender is actually male.
Transgender woman: a person who was assigned male at birth, but whose gender is actually female.
Transmedicalism: The false belief that you’re only trans if you have body dysphoria and physically transition. This is a specific type of bioessentialism.
Transphobia: Discrimination against transgender people.
Truscum: a group of people who hold the dangerous belief that there are true transgender people and fake transgender people.
I'm glad I could well acquaint you guys with what it means to be a queer, GO FAGGOTS!
honk honk I'm sweating now, I'm so excited for my promotion, my first act as staff will be to demote inverse and coopergang, and replace them both with geekorama2 and 1450/CNR(they're both the same person) then I will demote joe and take over rcon for myself just like lifeonloop.(im trying to be relatable) i will then download MCMMO, and factions to the server. I am considering also including lucky block, and the Aether. To cope with my loneliness(please refer to line 43 of my staff application.) C:\Users\JohnGrant\OneDrive\Pictures\MCMMORPG.Java It is 1:12 AM as I type this. I want to make this server just like Sword Art Online. But in minecraft of course! I loved that amine and I can't stop watching it, sorry dyslexia, asuna is such a cutie! she is my ideal girlfriend, please hit me up guys if you look like Karui Akimichi from Naruto. Wait I just googled her, nevermind...
.But I want to fix this server, because you got joe, the man who thinks space isnt real. miner is just a retard, cooper is a beer alcoholic, aeropuma has wood teeth, Dr Kendall starves his fucking kids to play this game. NeckCrank is an overweight discord mod. cracktwink is the only cool staff except for Necrilia who is literally only a staff because shes a cute anime girl. You got inverse the fucking dumb cowboy hick, and to top it all off you guys all used to be friends with the pedo heroin junkie racist anonymous hacker lifeonloop.
As you can see, this server is not in good hands, but when I'm admin in like a week or so, I will make sure to eradicate these toxic members of the server. They will not be making a return...
My favorite pokemon is Abra, because he reminds me of my dad Abdul.
He came back last year for christmas for the first time in 8 years, and did nothing but make fun of me because of the sexual relationship I shared with my grandmother, and I just dont feel loved in this family, so I want to join your family in JavaMC minecraft
My bad it has just occured to me that you dont go by the name JavaMC anymore, but SurvivalMC, so I apologize for the mixup hahaha cant you tell I'm such an OG??
I had spent, 4 years previous in the furry community, along the way I have made very close friends, such as CipheredFluff, Mew2FNAFGirl(Which I had a really big crush on for the longest time), TheCanadianMedic, Lucas Lazuran, and Christian Palumbo. I used to write various manga novels and sell them on skype as a kid. Some of them would ask for lewder content, such as https://nhentai.com/en/comic/kaoritatsu-chaya-ocha-no-degarashi-nukunuku-friends-kemono-friends-english-digital . So I became a porn animator for a limitted amount of time. I also drew a picture of mia khalifa taking in a fat load from Senator John McCain https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783200352508837888/784685518201290762/unknown.png .